Rhyme-A-Day Project 11.29.10 - 12.3.10

11.29 + 11.30

You leave in a huff calling me a cheater
But the only way you're tough is if you're backed by PETA
I beata
pussy
with or without fur
And I don't need a tape to know how to make it purr
I'm sure
you confer
with your database of porn
That's the only way for you to get a taste when scorned
Be warned
I'm not the one to talk to
Like the Niners you're so bad I don't need to see your walk through
I got you
ready to throw in the towel
Terrible like Big Ben it's time you buy a vowel
I know you think you're mean, but you don't have a cape
What you lack is I, so r-p-e makes rape
Or rope, you'll hang yourself you dope
And nope, I don't mean to give you hope
I use my language properly
that's why you're never stopping me as I make these words my property
so the only way you're topping me
is if you pull a George and chop a tree
start over
build your own philosophy
because as long as you won't drop the G
you might as well be watching me

12.1.10

Wesley Snipes went to jail for tax evasion,
so why can't you go to jail for facts evasion?
Not the docs you ignored on this lax occasion
I mean the points that you scored on your crass vacation
or rather that you whored in slack initiation.

12.2.10

Judd Apatow taught me how to tap a ho
Cut the crap let's go, you've got a sack to blow

I like the mainstream cause I like production value
I don't listen to your shit cause it sounds like you're on Valium

12.3.10

I tapped her when she said she liked the raptor
I capped her when I put her out to pasture

I call my shower Katy Perry cause it runs hot 'n cold
and I think it's disgusting but no one sees the mold